Things I have learned
- Ukranian food is delicious
- Oggling sexy boys on the subway will make you accidently go to Brooklyn
- It’s okay to eat food out of carts on the street
- Prices get lower with the street numbers
- Pedicabbers just want your money, no matter how friendly they seem
- The Statue of Liberty is small and ugly in real life
- It is very hard to dance out “Heart and Soul” on a giant piano
- Nothing is funnier than people running to catch their train
- The “Don’t Walk” sign is only a mild suggestion to most people here
- Real estate here is a whole different game
- Museums get old really fast, unless they are the Guggenheim
- If an umbrella costs $8, it will probably break the first time you use it
- Wall Street is the place to find a husband, if that’s what you’re into
- People buy stupid products like Myachi, the hand hackysack
- Wireless is never free here
- Nothing is ever free here
- A city can change your life
